January 14, 2011
Consistency is dull. Aspiring towards it: foolish. Dylan doesn't play the old-stuff over-and-over again, because it gets monotonous - I imagine. West Brom don't win all the time, because it gets monotonous - I imagine. My Manchester United friends often say to me that winning the treble was the worst season they've ever experienced because it was too "samey."
Obviously everything in that opening is a joke - I have no friends, for example. West Brom's inconsistency this season is not because they don't want to win every game. Rather, West Brom don't win all the time for a variety of reasons. A list of words summarising their season follows. What fun.