The summer silly season is in full flow now, and it's all thanks to the Daily Star.
We all know that Manchester City want Samuel Eto'o while Barcelona are in the hunt for Arsenal's Cesc Fabregas. So why not link the two? Yep, the paper says that Barcelona intend to sell their Cameroon striker and use the cash to nab Fab from the Gunners.
In the Daily Mirror, Lionel Messi has urged Barca to sign Fabregas.
And if you choose to believe The Sun, then Arsene Wenger will need that cash to sign new players as the money has run out for big signings. It's explained in detail in the Daily Mirror.
So will there be the cash to sign Sebastien Bassong from Newcastle United? The Daily Mail quotes the defender as saying the Gunners are in for him.
Over to Old Trafford, and the Daily Mirror thinks Inter's Zlatan Ibrahimovic is now a target.
The Daily Mail reports that Liverpool have reportedly lined up Esteban Cambiasso and Mathieu Valbuena as potential reinforcements in case their midfield is weakened by raids from Spain.
Jose Mourinho is desperate to get old mates Deco and Ricardo Carvalho to Inter Milan this summer but would prefer to get them on the cheap. However, according to the Daily Star, the Blues are holding out for £12m.
Man City have, of course, also been strongly linked with signing John Terry from Chelsea. The Daily Mirror says the England skipper will get a pay rise to make sure he stays put.
Chelsea have already shocked us by signing Ross Turnbull from Middlesbrough, and now the Daily Mail thinks they'll be back to the Riverside to sign Adam Johnson!
Not much action at Aston Villa so far this summer. But the Daily Mirror thinks Martin O'Neill is about to launch a double swoop for Tuncay and Stewart Downing of Middlesbrough.
Portsmouth are in continual turmoil with the uncertainty over the takeover by Sulaiman al-Fahim. But it hasn't stopped former Inter boss Roberto Mancini being linked with the manager's job in the Daily Star.
The Sun today claims Tottenham boss Harry Redknapp could bid £3m for Sheffield United whizkid Kyle Walker. And the same paper says Darren Bent will head to Blackburn. The Daily Mirror links Big Sam to Kenwyne Jones of Sunderland.
Sunderland have also been linked with Darren Bent, but The Sun has Steve Bruce now looking to take Mido to the club from Boro. He had the Egyptian on loan at Wigan last term. Could Bruce also be back to Wigan to sign Lee Cattermole for £5m? That's in the Daily Mail.
And The Times has Sunderland making an £11m bid for Pompey's Peter Crouch.
More striking rumour, with The Sun insisting that Fulham are battling with Hamburg to sign Marcus Berg from Groningen. He finished top scorer at last month’s European Under-21 Championships.
The Sun believes Wigan are lining up a bid for Victor Moses of Crystal Palace.
A quirky little story from The Sun, and it seems Liverpool defender Fabio Aurelio could be out for six months after twisting his knee on holiday while playing footy with his kids.
And even funnier, the Daily Mirror says that Newcastle United's wannabe owners plan to put Alan Shearer and Gianluca Vialli together in a managerial dream team.