Liverpool skipper Steven Gerrard may have only just signed a new contract with the club, but that has not stopped the Daily Mail from suggesting that AC Milan could make a move.
Now, we all know there is no way on God's green earth that Gerrard will ever leave Anfield. But Kaka wants him there. Perhaps they could just both move to Manchester City and have a big load of fun at Eastlands?
Brace yourself for the rumour of the century.... Ronaldo is going to Real Madrid! Yes, it's your daily fill of Ronaldo rubbish. The Sun reports that Ramon Calderon has (again) insisted that a deal is done and dusted to take the winger to Real Madrid in the summer. Remember, he never speaks about players from other clubs.
He told French radio: “Anyone who becomes the next president will have at his disposal one of the best players in the world, who is already formally committed to Real Madrid." Oh really...
Could Arsene Wenger really be set to sign another Englishman? Mind you, it will be a player he has signed before - the first English player he snapped up for the Gunners - with the Daily Mirror tipping Matthew Upson to return from West Ham United.
Time for a clear-out at Liverpool? It seems some of Rafa Benitez's under-performing players could be on their way out - and one of those will be Ryan Babel. The Times states he wants more first team football and he could be joined by Andrea Dossena through the revolving door. And Gareth Barry to come in?
Over at Chelsea, there's been some criticism for Petr Cech of late. And quite rightly so. But it seems the Czech Cech expected a little more support from his manager, Guus Hiddink, and was a little shocked that his manager questioned his confidence. 'Did he really say that?' asked Cech. It's in the Daily Mail.
There seems to be plenty of speculation doing the rounds about Spurs (surprise, surprise) and in particular their striking options. The Daily Mail reckons that Roman Pavlyuchenko will get 'Arry's seal of approval to remain at White Hart Lane.
Agent Victor Kolar has insisted the Russian international will remain in place, while Darren Bent will be the only striker leaving White Hart Lane. Perhaps the real truth is that they will both be out of the exit door?
More striker speculation now and it seems Wigan are close to sealing a permanent deal for Mido, says The Sun. Well, I lived in Middlesbrough for three years and I don't want to go back either.
Wolves are on the verge of a second stint in the Premier League and are already gearing up for a season of struggle by being linked with Cardiff City's Joe Ledley. Now, that is itself is not such a bad move. But £7m?! Are they having a laugh? It's in the Daily Mirror.