Now, we here at Soccernet never wish to labour a point. It's not in our nature to harp on annd on about something. Again and again.

Perhaps a certain Mr Arsene Wenger should take a leaf out of our book. Yes, he's launched his latest attack on those cruel, evil, horrible men who take to a football field with one thing in mind: murder.

Wenger is convinced some players deliberately go out to cause harm, as he decribed earlier this season following the injury to Eduardo 12 months ago.

Now Wenger tells The Sun that there should be "a special committee to analyse if a three-match ban is sufficient". Wenger wants 10 games. In fact, lock them up and throw away the key!

Cheryl Cole may be almost 15,000 up a mountain in Africa for charity, but at least Ashley is doing his thing for good causes. Like getting sloshed after an Armani charity bash in west London. And The Sun believe boss Guus Hiddink will take no further action. An £80 fine is enough...

Conflicting reports in The Daily Mirror, though, which says he will be fined two weeks wages and could be axed from this weekend's FA Cup tie. The Times also believes he will get a fine of £160,000 to add to the £80.

Cruel and heartless people maybe think Cristiano Ronaldo crying is something to chuckle about. Let's be honest, most of us did when he yelled his eyes out at Euro 2004. Seems he was a bit of a homesick cry baby when moving to Old Trafford, too, according to The Daily Mirror.

But this is the best bit. Yes, little Crissie, along with Stevie G, is a fan of Phil "Buster" Collins! Legendary news in The Daily Mirror.

Over to Arsenal now, and it seems life at Fulham was so dull and boring that Edwin van der Sar would but putting his feet up with a pipe and slippers had he not signed for Manchester United. Again, take a trip to The Sun.

Onto transfer talk now, and Heerenveen's usual job of turning promising players into multi-million pound stars is working again. A whole host of clubs - West Ham, Sunderland, Seville and Real Betis.- are all tracking the £15m Croatian. Check out The Sun.

Some may wonder why Benni McCarthy's not been getting a starting place of late. Well, it's simple: he's a fatty. The Daily Mirror claims he's been ordered to lose a few pounds or he'll be out of Ewood Park.

And with Joe Hart displaced maybe the young stopper will move on in search of first team football. But will he really make The Sun's mooted £3m to Aston Villa to be number two to Brad Friedel?

And finally,.. get ready for Sir Alex Ferguson: The Movie, staying John Wayne! It's in The Sun.