It's no surprise to find Liverpool splashed over every back page in the country after their incredible 4-0 hammering of Real Madrid in the Champions League.

Yet another chance to see the tabloids work in some Torres puns, with the Sun going for ''Torr de Foure'' (yes that's two for the price of one). Rafa Benitez won't be reading though, he'll be focused on the season-defining clash against Manchester United this weekend.

Staying with the Champions League, you can head to various hacks to find out about how Michael Essien scored on his return to the Chelsea side; but the Daily Telegraph have a great story on how Guus Hiddink want goal-line technology introduced after Gigi Buffon's desperate save for Juventus. You did still win Guus.

And now all eyes turn to Arsenal and Man Utd and the Sun is king again, with the news that Arsene Wenger thinks this game will define their season.

The Daily Express have Wenger the chef claiming ''all the ingredients are there'' for success. Now they just have to hold firm against Roma, in Rome.

The Frenchman is setting them up for a fall, with the team's preparations already taking a blow as they had to wait three hours for a plane to arrive from Paris after their English one suffered one of those faults only English things can.

Rio Ferdinand, meanwhile, wants the fans to chirp up and create a hostile atmosphere against Inter Milan. A nice warm welcome for Jose looks to be on the cards then.

Elsewhere, there's some great speculation given that it's nowhere near June yet. The Daily Mirror are pretty sure that Liverpool need to increase their Danish defender quota given that Daniel Agger looks set to leave the club in the summer, and have their eyes on 19-year-old Simon Kjaer from Palermo. Only a cool £11m, it's one of those release clause things, will set him free though.

Arsenal, meanwhile, want more French defenders - perhaps to replace a certain ex-captain with a penchant for throwing a strop? - and Sebastien Bassong looks set to become the new Charles N'Zogbia by claiming he'd love to join the Gunners for £6m. That's in the Sun.

The Daily Star reckon Portsmouth's Sol Campbell will be on his way out of Portsmouth in the summer, and we at Soccernet have heard he could be moving to London, but he might not be the only one to leave Fratton Park.

The paper also think the latest Championship starlet to sit on the bench and then move back to the club on loan in a year's time will be Southampton midfielder Andrew Surman, who is attracting the attention of Everton and Aston Villa.

And finally, there's a ton of food related news to bring you as the Sun claim Robin van Persie ''only eats meat once a week''. Apparently it has a negative effect on his muscles, although basic biology might tell him that protein is pretty important in this respect.

Sam Allardyce is the funniest though, as the biggest ever case of 'pot calling kettle black' unfolds in the Daily Mail. 'Big Sam' says his side need to lose weight and drop body fat , while Benni McCarthy is one of the first down to Weight Watchers. What are the chances the boss goes on an extensive diet himself to get the players in the mood? Or just eats a bacon sandwich in front of them?