Let's steer clear of some Brazilian bloke who will become a millionaire every two weeks and find something more interesting, like The Daily Mail's claim that Manchester United will hijack Tottenham's bid to sign Wilson Palacios from Wigan Athletic.
Of course, some claim Manchester City will hijack the hijack. Oh, and they want Marco Materazzi too, says The Daily Mirror.
But there is some sensational transfer talk over at Manchester City (oh, the shock) as ever inventive Sun reports that they are about to launch another big bid, this time for Chelsea and England skipper John Terry.
Who else is going to Eastlands? Well The Sun also has Shay Given completing an £8 million transfer from Newcastle United.
Tottenham have not been afraid to announce their transfer targets this month. Now they are going for Craig Bellamy with most of the nationals revealing he stormed out of training in a huff as West Ham try to keep hold of him. Try The Daily Telegraph.
Zenit St Petersburg are now ready to sort things out with Arsenal over Andrei Arshavin, which is in The Daily Telegraph.
There no certainty over the future of Carlos Tevez. And The Daily Telegraph reports he'll be off to Barcelona in the summer.
Meanwhile, over at The Times, they can see Portsmouth making a shocker of a swoop for Javier Saviola.