It's all over the place on Tuesday, and if you believe the rumours then Kaka will be wearing the blue of Manchester City by the end of the month for a fee of £100 million on a salary of around £250,000-a-week.
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Back on planet earth, Tottenham Hotspur are eager to sign Inter Milan bad boy Adriano on loan for the rest of the season but appear to have failed to dump goalkeeper Heurelho Gomes and Gareth Bale in a swap for AC Milan's reserve stopper Christian Abbiati. That's according to The Daily Mail.
Also at White Hart Lane, it will come as no surprise that Spurs are looking to get rid of Giovani Dos Santos (also known as Dross Santos, who allegedly was good enough for Barcelona) and Hossam Ghaly (known as Ghastly to fans). The Sun confirms the obvious.
Jermaine Jenas has had a bit of a falling out with Harry Redknapp and may be on his way. But, says The Daily Mail, a swap deal with Everton's Leighton Baines has collapsed.
The Sun is reporting that Blackburn Rovers will demand £25 million from Manchester City for Roque Santa Cruz.
There's fresh speculation over the future of Dan Agger. And that could lead to a new contract to veteran centre back Sami Hyypia, says The Daily Mail.
Arsenal have been in pole position for Andrei Arshavin since the transfer window opened. But now The Daily Star believes Inter could sneak in for his signature.
And while the Gunners may miss out on the Russian it could be that they make a double raid on Craven Cottage to sign Jimmy Bullard and Brede Hangeland. That's in The Sun.
Middlesbrough need to bolster their team during the window and it's possible they could offer £2 million for Burnley's former Manchester United winger Chris Eagles, according to The Daily Express.
Remember Javier Saviola? Well, he still scores the odd goal in La Liga and it seems Real Madrid could offer the striker to Wigan Athletic, plus £11 million, in exchange for Antionio Valencia. Check out The Daily Mail.
The Daily Express reveals that Denilson is ready to complete a move to Bolton Wanderers. And Charles N'Zogbia is desperate to leave Newcastle. What a shock.
And finally, there's more speculation that Cristiano Ronaldo wants a move after he trademarked CR9. Who does he think he is? David Beckham? That's in The Sun.