Whenever I write a column I usually tend to focus on one particular player who has stood out in recent weeks. What we've witnessed recently is the emergence of one of the old horsemen. Although it looks as if he's running in Birkenstock sandals when he plays, The Clarence has rolled back the years and given us a taste of the sort of vintage that has seen him manage to lift the Champions League trophy with a staggering three different teams.

The Clarence - despite being immobile, he is absolute class.

We might remember his putrid performances earlier in the season, where his lack of pace could be exploited even by a dead snail. Old Slowdorf infuriated fans because he was a liability if he couldn't deliver on the offensive end

Somewhere along the line, a reinvigorated Slowdorf turned into Seedorfinho, with dazzling displays of dribbling brilliance, a keen eye for goal, and an unselfish attitude that rubbed off on the rest of the squad. A natural leader who is respected and praised in the locker room, Seedorf is a model teammate who has always oozed class from every pore on his body.

Seedorf has been brilliant in recent weeks ©AP

Against Sampdoria, The Clarence gave us an appetizer of his old rocket right foot. No longer do fans in the Curva Sud have to bring riot shields to the games to protect themselves from Seedorf's wayward shot. His accuracy in recent weeks has been about as clinical as you could expect from the old trequartista.

Not only was he absolutely fantastic in the second leg of Tottenham, against Inter, and most recently in a pivotal match against Sampdoria, but The Clarence is very close to cracking the top 10 Milan players in terms of appearances for the club. He has only a handful of matches to go before he surpasses the great Albertini.

His emotions couldn't be contained after Milan was bounced out of the Champions League prematurely. Could this have been because he knows in his mind that retirement looms on the horizon? Plenty of questions will be raised this summer concerning the old veterans and Clarence himself. While he is considered a Senator in the locker room, coach Allegri must make decisions in regards to what is best for the team, and put all sentimental values aside. Whether we agree with it or not, football is a business like any other.

So here's a toast to you, Clarence.

Random Notes:

- Allegri said it himself that throwing away the Scudetto now would be suicidal. Milan are currently six points clear of second place side CavaNapoli, and Inter continued their downfall steered by the unenviable duo of Captain Yellow Tooth & Leonardo Da Vinci's illegitimate younger brother: Leonardo Non Vinci.

- Pato has been ruled out for the next three weeks, and will miss matches against Brescia and Bologna. Milan right now are thinner in the striking department than one of Cambiasso's awkward last remaining hairs that would droop over his forehead after a good sweat. The offensive options at the moment include Robinho, who scores once every 7,500 shots. (Official Statistic from Milan). His partner in crime is the gluttonous and newly appointed father Antonio Cassano. None of them are real strikers per say, but they formed a goofy chemistry together leading to Robinho's headed goal against Sampdoria.

- If you didn't believe the Pato Corollary and dismissed it as a legit theory. Now is the time to join the bandwagon. I might have to chronicle this theory and propose it to be renamed as a law. It's simple: Pato will go on a rampage for a few weeks, showing everyone his world class talent and giving Milanisti across the globe feelings of immense ecstasy as he delivers punishing blows to the hordes of Intergentina and Napoli. As soon as Pato is pushing through his ceiling, wandering into new boundaries of superstardom, an injury will occur and he will be sidelined for a minimum of two weeks, stunting his growth and giving Barbara Berlusconi plenty of time to cuddle with her little duck.

- Speaking of the Prime Minister's daughter, a new theory should've been released: The Barbara Berlusconi Theory. Every since Pato started dating her, he has been subdued in terms of aggression and passion on the pitch. Anyone remember the Napoli game where he looked like a cross between Kimbo Slice and Ronaldo (the real Ronaldo, not the metrosexual god). That was exactly a week after his newfound relationship was released to the public.

- Now that Ibrahimovic & Pato are both out for at least the next two weeks, Milan will have to rely on youngster Giacomo Beretta, who has been warming up with the first team. Pippo Inzaghi is also expected to make his long awaited comeback to help with the attack.

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