How on earth do you start writing down your opinions on a match when you have just witnessed five (yes five) goals shipped at home for the first time in 22 years?

In my case, with a fantastic double entendre - no defence, get it? That pretty much summarises my feelings, and summarises that blood curdling showing on the weekend.

No defence for letting in so many goals, as well as having no defence for many an occasion against the most in form attacker in the league.

The Infamous Five ©Getty Images

It has been a while, but thats what the depravity of an international break will do to you. Another weekend, and another win, were a comforting reminder that there is still life left in football, even if your international team are wholly uninspiring.

Even though the tie against Everton wasn't full of the best football, it once again showed that AVB is revolutionising the style of Chelsea Football Club.

No longer top Drog! ©Reuters Pictures